If Men Had Periods- A Funny Paradigm
November 3, 2011 § 3 Comments
First, they would brag about what size they had to use. The sizes would start at Super Plus and go up to Oh Holy Hell Huge. “Hey man, the other day my period was so crazy, I had to use a gym sock!” “Aw man that’s nothing, I’ve had to shove a roll of paper towels up there.”
Second, tampon commercials wouldn’t emphasize how to disguise your tampons; they would focus on how you can announce it to the world. You need a special hat to store your tampons in and proclaim to the world how “manly” you are cause you’re menstruating!
The last thing that I imagined in my fantasy where men have periods, is that there would probably be a special beer that helps with cramps. It’d be like Midol Beer. When you go out to get a beer with your buddies, your friend announces to the bartender “you better bring him a Midol Beer. He’s got his Tampax hat on.”